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• Sean was fishing and it started to rain, so he moved under the bridge for shelter.
  His pal McGinty saw him and called, "Sean, me boy, are ye afeared of a few spots o' rain, now?...
• Sean O'Malley, a plumber by profession, was called by a lady with an Emergency in Her Bathroom.
  Arriving at the scene, he turned off the water with a sigh, and replaced the faucet washer, ending the Emergency....
• Ahhhh, Sean," said Micheal McStain, "how'd ye be comin' by that glorious black eye, me lad?
  Sean O'Malley shook his head and replied, "'Tis the damndest thing....
• A good friend of mine, living in northern Michigan, decided to go ice fishing.
  He gathered up all of his tackle and moved out on the ice....
• RACIAL/ETHNIC There were these two men drinking together in a bar.
  One was of Chinese extraction, the other Jewish....
• Luck O' The Irish Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard.
  "Come have a look over here", says Paddy, "It's Michael O'Grady's grave, God bless his soul, he lived to the ripe old age of 87....
• Ice Fishing A drunk decides to go ice fishing, so he gathers his gear and goes walking around until he finds a big patch of ice.
  He heads into the center of the ice and begins to saw a hole....
• One night our friend, lets call him Jim, was out on the town.
  It was one of those nights when it was raining and he was _forced_ into a Pub for shelter....
• Ice Fishing A drunk decides to go ice fishing, so he gathers his gear and goes walking around until he finds a big patch of ice.
  He heads into the center of the ice and begins to saw a hole....