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• Two Irishmen met in a pub and discussed the illness of a third.
  "Poor Micheal Hogan! Faith, I'm afraid he's goin' to die....
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
  looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• A black guy and a gorilla go into a bar together. He says to the bartender, "I'd like a beer, and a gin and tonic for my girlfriend here.
  The bartender says, "Oh come on, pal, we don't serve no gorillas in here....
• AN IRISH BULL IS ALWAYS PREGNANT It's time throw some bull -- not just any kind of bull, but an Irish bull.
  And while we're at it, let's throw a whole herd of Irish bulls....
• Two Irishmen met and one said to the other, "Have ye seen Mulligan lately, Pat?
  Pat said, "Well, I have and I haven't." His friend asked, "Shure, and what d'ye mean by that?...
• RACIAL/ETHNIC There were these two men drinking together in a bar.
  One was of Chinese extraction, the other Jewish....
• An elderly English couple, the wife rather deaf, were visiting New York.
  They hail a cab and start out on a lengthy journey....
• The following are actual stories told by travel agents (and you wonder why US citizens generally score less than the rest of the world on geography).
  .. I had someone who wanted to stay at the Bob Newhart Inn in Connecticut....