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How do you sink an Irish submarine? Knock on the hatch.
Sean was fishing and it started to rain, so he moved under the bridge for shelter.
His pal McGinty saw him and called, "Sean, me boy, are ye afeared of a few spots o' rain, now?...
The Irish water polo team drowned four horses during the first chukka.
Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O'Reilly wandered by.
"Help!" Paddy shouted, "Oi'm sinkin'!" Don't worry," assured Mick....
The first Irish National Steeplechase was finally abandoned.
Not one horse could get a descent footing on the cathedral roof....
Concerning bagpipes: The Irish invented them and gave them to the Scots as a joke, and the Scots haven't seen the joke yet.
Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent's hands.
The agent wrote up a sales blurb for the house that made wonderful reading....
Paddy and Mick were approaching a pub which had been destroyed by an IRA bomb only minutes before.
As they passed, a head rolled out of the smoldering ruins and across the pavement before them....
Did you hear about the Irishman who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink....
How can you identify an Irish pirate? He's the one with patches over both eyes.

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