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• Then there was the Irishman who sued the local baker for forging the Irishman's signature on a hot cross bun.
  ......
• Did you hear about the Irishman who was tap dancing?
  He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink....
• The Irishman's Olives McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar.
  When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave....
• Two English yuppies notice that an Irishman of all creatures has decided to visit their local pub.
  They decide to convince themselves that this guy is indeed as stupid as their prejudices would have it, and that in a - shall we say - rather intimidating fashion....
• There was an Australian, American and Irish astronaut all bragging to each other about what achievment they would to do in their careers The Australian says " I want to be the first Australian to land on the moon" The American says " I want to be the first Human being to land on Mars!
  The Irish astronaut says " I want to be the first human being to land on the Sun !...
• What are the best ten years of an Irishman's life? Third grade.
• Definition of an Irishman: A little machine that turns Guiness into p*ss.