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  You know what," said O'Brien, "I just went into that pub over there, ordered a pint, and played some darts....
• From The Wit of Steven Wright: ** Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.
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• Some things to think about... ** Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.
  The mime next door went nuts. ** Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn't live there....
• Irish Logic... An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
  When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more....
• This might be an oldie, but I got a grin out of it when I remembered it.
  ) A fellow sitting in a bar noticed that the bartender was staring at him....
• By coincidence three construction contractors all died on the same day.
  One was a Black fellow. One was an Irishman. One of the men was Jewish....
• Five-Year Solitary Three tourists were traveling in South America
  an Irishman, a Frenchman and a blond American. They all found themselves in a bar in a small Latin American country which was ruled by a strict dictator....