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  In the first room she said she would like a pale blue....
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  The priest couldn't help but notice him bumping into one pew after another as he made his way down the side aisle....
• Three men of the cloth - a Catholic priest, a Baptist minister and a Rabbi - were counting collections taken during services for the week.
  They were trying to come up with an equitable way to divide the money between God (the two churches and one synagogue) and themselves (the clerics' weekly income)....
• It had to happen sooner or later. Lawyer Dobbins was wheeled into the emergency room on a stretcher, rolling his head in agony.
  Doctor Green came over to see him. "Dobbins," he said, "What an honor....
• When The Shoe's On The Other Foot by Art Buchwald It had to happen sooner or later.
  Lawyer Dobbins was wheeled into the emergency room on a stretcher, rolling his head in agony....