Three Men Of The Cloth - A Catholic Priest, A Baptist Minister And A Rabbi - Were Counting Collections Taken During Services For The Week.

Three Men Of The Cloth - A Catholic Priest, A Baptist Minister And A Rabbi - Were Counting Collections Taken During Services For The Week.

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Three men of the cloth - a Catholic priest, a Baptist minister and a Rabbi -
were counting collections taken during services for the week. They were trying
to come up with an equitable way to divide the money between God (the two
churches and one synagogue) and themselves (the clerics' weekly income).
The priest was the first to speak: "I know what! I'll draw a line down the
middle of the sanctuary, toss the money up in the air, and whatever falls on
the right side of the line is for God and whatever falls on the left side is
for us."
The Baptist minister cried, "No! No! No! I'll draw a circle in the middle of
the sanctuary, toss the money up in the air, and whatever falls inside the
circle is for God and whatever falls outside the circle is for us."
The Rabbi then asked the two other men to accompany him outside. There he
offered this suggestion: "What I would do with the money is this: Toss it up in
the air, and whatever God catches is His and whatever falls on the ground is
ours."

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