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• What do you call an eighty year old Newfie prostitute? Rent-A-Wreck
• A Newfie was going to Toronto on the Airplane and started talking to an Ontarian.
  Newfie: Lord Tundrin' Geeses Bye, What do you do for a livin'?...
• Why is a Newfie's piss yellow? So that he knows if he is coming or going.
• The President was shocked at finding that blacks were being killed so much more often.
  He asked Westmoreland why this was. Westmoreland replied,' Well sir, when an enemy mortor streaks towards our trenches, one of the men would yell 'In-coming!...
• Did you hear about the Newfie Rubix's cube? It's white on all sides and it takes two minutes to solve.
• Like for example, do you know how to spot a newfie Word Processor?
  It's the one with whiteout on the screen....
• Did you know that on the bottom of newfie coke bottles it says "Open other end"!
• Newfie to his friend: " The boys said you weren't fit to sleep with the pigs.
  I stuck up for you. I said you were....
• A newfie goes to Toronto to seek his fortune and after a couple of years is doing very well for himself.
  His brother calls from Newfoundland to to tell him their father is very ill and probably won't survive....