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• A Newfie and a Nova Scotian are working on a barn roof.
  Their only way up or down is a long ladder, which of course falls over while they are up on the roof....
• Two newfies were off on their annual trip to the Canadian Rockies to bag a moose.
  As the seaplane landed on a lake in a remote area, the pilot said, "I'll be back in one week to pick you up....
• I had a strange experience last week. I was in a bar, there were these two good looking women in the corner, so I said "Hey bartender I want to by those two women a drink".
  The bartender gagged and said "NO NO they are lesbians, you don't want to have anything to do with them"....
• A gambler was telling a friend about his first junket to Las Vegas and how hard it was to get any sleep.
  I was awakened at one, two and four in the morning by a drunk chorus girl banging on the door and screaming," he recalled....
• Stupid People... Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid".
  That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything....
• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
• Two male engineering students meet each other on campus.
  One says to the other "Hi Bill, Where did you get that new bike?...
• leeping --- I can remember the first time I had to go to sleep.
  Mom said, "Steven, time to go to sleep." I said, "But I don't know how....
• THERE WERE THREE GUYS ON THIS ISLAND. A POLISH, AN AMERICAN, AND A GERMAN.
  ONE DAY A BOTTLE WASHED UP ON SHORE, AND OUT POPPED A GENIE....