I Had A Strange Experience Last Week. I Was In A Bar, There Were These Two Good Looking Women In The Corner, So I Said "Hey Bartender I Want To By Those Two Women A Drink".

I Had A Strange Experience Last Week. I Was In A Bar, There Were These Two Good Looking Women In The Corner, So I Said "Hey Bartender I Want To By Those Two Women A Drink".

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I had a strange experience last week. I was in a bar, there were these two
good looking women in the corner, so I said "Hey bartender I want to by
those two women a drink". The bartender gagged and said "NO NO they are
lesbians, you don't want to have anything to do with them". Well I finally
talked the bartender into taking them each a drink. They looked over at
me, smiled, got up and sat down beside me. The biggest one said "that was
a very nice thing you did. Most men wouldn't give us the time of day.
Would you like to feel my friend's tits"? She pulled up her friend's
sweater and I went to it. "this is easy" I thought to myself as visions of
two on one went through my mind. So I said "Bartender! another round" The
big one was delighted and said "Oh most men wouldn't do that for us, would
like to smell my friends pussy"? Naturally I said yes. So she stuck out
her tongue and held it under my nose.

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