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• During a recess in the proceedings, three delegates to an international agriculture convention sat down for cocktails, and before long, they began to discuss methods for driving their wives wild.
  The French delegate volunteered that he always picked a few roses from the garden, spread the petals on his wife's body, then gently blew them off before making love....
• RACIAL/ETHNIC There were these two men drinking together in a bar.
  One was of Chinese extraction, the other Jewish....
• W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l
  < -if you have to ask get out of the way- Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
• An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life
  ITALIAN : When I finish making love to my wife, I cover her head to toe in wine, then lick it off, and my wife, she goes wild....
• A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
  The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....
• She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
  He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?...
• FUCK YOU" ---------- Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language is the word "FUCK".
  It is the one magical word, which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate....
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....