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• Did you hear about the Greek guy who left home because his father wouldn't get off his back.
  He had to go back home because he couldn't leave his brothers' behind....
• Q: What do you call a Greek girl who keeps running away from home? A: A virgin.
• What's the Greek army motto? "Never leave your buddy's behind.
• Why did the Greek boy leave home? Because he wanted to go roman.
  .. -or- Why did the Greek boy leave home? Because he didn't like the way his father reared him....
• Once upon a time there was a sperm named Stanley who lived inside a famous movie actor.
  Stanley was a very healthy sperm. He'd do pushups and somersaults and limber himself up all the time, while the other sperm just lay around on their fat asses not doing a thing....
• WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HOLDUP AND A STICKUP?
  YOUR AGE. .........................................
• What's the key to survival in the Greek army? Never leave your buddies' behind....
• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
• What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!
  Two plastic surgeons are talking about their recent operations, and one mentions that he grafted tits onto a sailor's back sometime ago....