Ethnic Jokes

Ethnic Jokes

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O'Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily.
Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running down his leg. "Please, God," he implo...
Then there was the Irishman who sued the local baker for forging the Irishman's signature on a hot cross bun.
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What are the best ten years of an Irishman's life? Third grade.
Two Irishmen met and one said to the other, "Have ye seen Mulligan lately, Pat?
Pat said, "Well, I have and I haven't." His friend asked, "Shure, and what d'ye mean by that?...
How do you sink an Irish submarine? Knock on the hatch.
Sean was fishing and it started to rain, so he moved under the bridge for shelter.
His pal McGinty saw him and called, "Sean, me boy, are ye afeared of a few spots o' rain, now?...
The Irish water polo team drowned four horses during the first chukka.
Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O'Reilly wandered by.
"Help!" Paddy shouted, "Oi'm sinkin'!" Don't worry," assured Mick....
The first Irish National Steeplechase was finally abandoned.
Not one horse could get a descent footing on the cathedral roof....
Concerning bagpipes: The Irish invented them and gave them to the Scots as a joke, and the Scots haven't seen the joke yet.

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