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Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent's hands.
The agent wrote up a sales blurb for the house that made wonderful reading....
Paddy and Mick were approaching a pub which had been destroyed by an IRA bomb only minutes before.
As they passed, a head rolled out of the smoldering ruins and across the pavement before them....
Did you hear about the Irishman who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink....
How can you identify an Irish pirate? He's the one with patches over both eyes.
Paddy was picked up on a rape charge. He was placed in a lineup with ten other fellows and the accusing woman was escorted into the room.
Paddy jumped forward, and screamed "That's her! That's he...
Well, Mrs. O'Connor, so you want a divorce?" the solicitor questioned his client.
Tell me about it. Do you have a grudge?" "Oh, no," replied Mrs....
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someone spoke to him.
"Good evenin', Kelly," said the muffled figure. "Don't ye be knowin' your old friend Grogan any more?...
Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern.
To Mike Callahan, the barkeep, Shandy said "Mike, I'll be havin' three whiskeys....
Q: What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime? A: Paddy O'Furniture!

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