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• Q: How do you know when there is an elephant in the bath with you?
  A: You can smell the peanuts on his breath....
• Exercise is anything that makes you breath hard.
• Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: How do you breath through that thing?
• How can you tell if an elephant is in the same dark room with you?
  You can smell the peanuts on his breath....
• Mrs Smith woke up one night, choking and discovered that her husband, who was drunk as a skunk, was filling her mouth with pain-killers.
  When she cought her breath again, she screamed "What in HELL do you think you are doing ?...
• This is a true story. Last night I was in a minor accident on the highway.
  We both pulled off to the side and as soon as I smelled the other guy's breath it was obvious he had been smoking pot....
• Did you hear about the Italian who found a new way to cover up the smell of his breath?
  He holds up his arms ......
• The Following are all Quotes from 11yr old Student's Science Exam
  **"Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin....
• Barium............ What you do when C.P.R. fails.