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Barium............ What You Do When C.P.R. Fails.
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Barium............ What you do when C.P.R. fails.
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Medical definition: Barium. What you do if CPR fails.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if it is aimed well.
An apple every eight hours keeps three doctors away....
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When all else fails-"Format C:"!
Medical Terminology for the Layman ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Artery -- The study of fine paintings Barium -- What you do when CPR fails Caesarean Section -- A district in Rome Colic -- A sheep dog Coma -- A punctuation mark Congenital -- Friendly Dilate -- To live longer Fester -- Quicker G.
What follows is a "quiz" a student of mine once showed me (which she'd gotten from a previous teacher, etc.
..) It's multiple choice, and if you sort this letter (with upper and lower case disjoint, ie on an ASCII machine) questions and answers will come out next to each other....
What follows is a "quiz" a student of mine once showed me (which she'd gotten from a previous teacher, etc.
..). It's multiple choice, and if you sort the letters (with upper and lower case disjoint) questions and answers will come out next to each other....
A black man goes to the unemployment office. The counselor tells him they have a scanner that determines what job will best suit him, and leads him to a booth.
A tape will come out with code letters on it, and you just bring this tape to me when it's finished....
MEDICAL TERMS FOR THE LAYMAN, KENTUCKY STYLE Artery.
.................. The study of fine pictures. Barium....