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• Well, here it is Sunday evening again and you've probably all read, reread, and pretty well exhausted the info in your Church bulletin by now .
  .. Real exciting stuff, eh? Yeah, ours generally is too....
• CHURCH NOTICES This afternoon, there will be a meeting in the north and south ends of the church.
  The children will be baptized at both ends. Tuesday, at 7...
• Letters to God from children" Dear God, In Sunday School they told us what You do.
  Who does it when You are on vacation? - Jane Dear God, I read the Bible....
• Car Dealer's Advertisement in The Sunday Star Ledger: Bilingual - we speak many languages.
• This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the alter.
• CHILDREN SPEAK TO GOD Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do.
  Who does it when You are on vacation? * Jane Dear GOD, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?...
• In view of the large number of recent postings of college practical jokes, I'll 'fess up that some friends and I were the instigators of many a prank while undergraduates in college.
  The following are some of the better pranks: 1....
• When I was in a six person suite of rooms, one of my room mates was a witch, and by coincidence, another room mate had a key to his room.
  One night the witch room mate returned to find that all six calendars in his room were set to October, and there was a pentagram of pencils on his desk....
• The New Priest A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
  After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done....