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• THE BIG PIG Received the following communication from Poor Innocent Guy Asa of Montgomery, Alabama
  These should come in handy at work or when frequenting a doctor's office...
• BAD command or file name. Go stand in the corner!
• Shelve all your books with the spines facing the wall.
  Complain loudly that you can never find the book that you want....
• The Vogon ship hung motionless in the sky...
• This sounds suspiciously like one of David Brenner's "Best Practical Jokes In The World".
  He claimed to do this and put the slip back, three or four slips down....
• The Crying Husband A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed.
  In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs....
• W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l
  < -if you have to ask get out of the way- Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
• MEGA MORON AWARDS Not quite stupid enough for the Darwin awards but they are working on it.
  A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter and asked for change....
• Three elderly women, recently transplanted from the Northeast to a Florida retirement community, were getting acquainted at poolside.
  Inevitably, their conversation turned to children....