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• THE BIG PIG Received the following communication from Poor Innocent Guy Asa of Montgomery, Alabama
  These should come in handy at work or when frequenting a doctor's office...
• We have various local spots where the teenagers park, cruise, hold drag races, drink beer etc.
  We happen to own a white 1983 Dodge Diplomat, the exact kind of car used by the State Patrol around here as well as many law enforcement agencies nationwide....
• Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!
• Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!
  and move to the far corner of the elevator....
• Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?
• Pulled over in Texas... Two guys were riding through Texas when they got pulled over by the state patrol.
  So the two guys Slide on their seat belt and watch the officer get out of the car....
• Out Driving... One day, two guys decide to take a drive to a local grocery store to get some lunch.
  On the way to the store they ran into an intersection with a stoplight....
• A smile is the whisper of a laugh.
• People will believe anything - if you whisper it.