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• THE BIG PIG Received the following communication from Poor Innocent Guy Asa of Montgomery, Alabama
  These should come in handy at work or when frequenting a doctor's office...
• Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!
  and move to the far corner of the elevator....
• ocks --- I got up one morning and couldn't find my socks, so I called Information.
  She said, "Hello, Information." I said, "I can't find my socks....
• FROM NATIONAL REVIEW, February 15 1993, The Week, p.
  14 "Little noted by the press, vegetable-rights activists raided the kitchen of the Willard Hotel in Washington, D....
• Out Driving... One day, two guys decide to take a drive to a local grocery store to get some lunch.
  On the way to the store they ran into an intersection with a stoplight....
• A young woman got married at Chester, Her mother she kissed and she blessed her.
  Says she, "You`re in luck, He's a stunning good fuck, For I`ve had him myself down in Leicester....
• New Rating System Two cowboys were leaning up against the rail at their favorite bar.
  .. They're tired and worn out from a long day. Havin' a couple of longnecks, just relaxin' and talkin', watchin' the women go by....
• Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!
• Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body.