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Greet Everyone Getting On The Elevator With A Warm Handshake And Ask Them To Call You Admiral.
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Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
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Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
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Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again.
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When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?