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• THE BIG PIG Received the following communication from Poor Innocent Guy Asa of Montgomery, Alabama
  These should come in handy at work or when frequenting a doctor's office...
• Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
• You Bet Your ASCII
• Some notes on friends: 1) You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose!
  2) You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't roll your friends into little green balls!...
• Q: How can you tell when an elephant's got her period?
  A: There's a quarter on your bedstand, and your pillow is missing....
• Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers through it.
• Another practical joke under the guise of a co-ordination test is the following.
  Ask your victim to take a quarter and place it on a piece of paper....
• Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space.
• A wish for Christmas It is around christmas time and santa is sitting in the middle of the mall in his big holiday setup.
  He has a line of kids lined up to sit on his lap and tell him what they want for christmas....