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• THE BIG PIG Received the following communication from Poor Innocent Guy Asa of Montgomery, Alabama
  These should come in handy at work or when frequenting a doctor's office...
• Put your hand inside the Puppet Head.
• Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
• Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
• Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
• Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space.
• Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
• When his neighbors refused to talk to police, the police said "What's the matter?
  Jeff got your tongue?" What's Jeff's second favorite sport?...
• BE A KID AGAIN.... Give yourself a gold star for everything you do today.
  Dot all your "i"'s with smiley faces Sing into your hairbrush Grow a milk mustache Smile back at the man in the moon Read the funnies Throw the rest of the paper away Dunk your cookies Ask somebody if their refrigerator is running Play a game where you make up the rules as you go along Order with eyes that are bigger than your stomach Open a pack of cupcakes and give one to a friend even though you wanted both of them for yourself Pretend your bread rolls are tap dancing Step carefully over sidewalk cracks Change into some play clothes Try to get someone to trade you a better sandwich Have a staring contest with your cat Eat ice cream for breakfast Kiss a frog just in case Give someone a "Hug-around-the-neck" Blow the wrapper off a straw Refuse to eat crusts Make a face the next time somebody tells you "no" Watch TV in your pajamas Ask "Why?...