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Get A Computer. Leave It On When You Are Not Using It.
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Get a computer. Leave it on when you are not using it. Turn it off when you are.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a frigid woman with an Apple? A: A computer that won't go down!
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Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A: An f****ing know it all.
Even when you're running the world, you can't get off.