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Put Your Mattress Underneath Your Bed. Sleep Down Under There And Pile Your Dirty Clothes On The Empty Bedframe.
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Put your mattress underneath your bed. Sleep down under there and pile your dirty clothes on the empty bedframe. If your roommate comments, mutter "Gotta save space," twenty times while twitching violently.
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