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Get The Exam. Twenty Minutes Into It, Throw Your Papers Down Violently, Scream Out "Screw This!
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Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Screw this!" and walk out triumphantly.
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Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas.
If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam....
Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
100 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate 1. Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat.
Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach everytime your roommate walks in....
A tribe of Native Americans generally referred to their woman by the animal hide with which they made their blanket.
Thus, one woman might be known as Squaw of Buffalo Hide, while another might be known as Squaw of Deer Hide....
WE were in Geology Class (About 300 people) and on Final Exam the teacher called for the Exam Papers.
Well 5 minutes later, sure enuff, a Student Came Down with his Exam Paper and tried to turn it it....
How To Shower - Like a Woman: 1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and rush to the bathroom....
Put your mattress underneath your bed. Sleep down under there and pile your dirty clothes on the empty bedframe.
If your roommate comments, mutter "Gotta save space," twenty times while twitching violently....
Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this.
I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal?...
MIND GAMES DOGS PLAY WITH HUMANS 1. After your humans give you a bath, DON'T LET THEM TOWEL DRY YOU!
Instead, run to their bed, jump up and dry yourself off on the sheets....