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• The flush toilet is the basis of Western civilization.
• New Policy, Effective Immediately In the past we have been permitted to make trips to the toilet without any formal guidelines.
  With immediate effect a "toilet policy" will be established to provide a more consistent method of accounting for each associate's time, thereby ensuing effective time management and equal treatment of all associates....
• Q: Which is better, Dolly Pardon's bra or Princess Di's douchebag?
  A: The latter: A royal flush always beats a pair....
• Close your eyes and press escape three times.
• POOPIE Ghost Poopie the kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there are no poopies in the toilet.
  Clean Poopie the kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet but there is nothing on the toilet paper....
• THE SHIT LIST Ghost Shit -- You know you've shit.
  There's shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit in the toilet....
• LESSONS ADULTS LEARN FROM KIDS There is no such thing as child-proofing your house.
  If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite....