10. Got a little carried away after seeing "Face/Off"
9. Really wanted to win first prize on "America's Funniest Home
Videos"
8. Like this doesn't happen every year in the Masters
7. Whenever Moe bites Curly's ear, it's hilarious!
6. Has to do this kind of thing to compensate for the fact that
he talks like Melanie Griffith
5. I guess you've never heard of a little thing called "strategy"
4. Ears is tasty
3. "It was self-defense -- he wouldn't stop punching me"
2. "Disqualified" sounds better than "got his a** kicked all over
the ring" *
1. He ran out of gum
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