10. "Cigarettes: They're like Big Macs for your lungs!"
9. "If you stop smoking, Joe Camel will come to your house and put
the hurt on you"
8. "Recommended by four out of five doctors named Kevorkian"
7. "Tobacco: Still safer than crack"
6. "You'd better keep smoking, because Nicorette gum tastes like
crap"
5. "We'll blacken any lungs for $99.95!"
4. "You'll come for the nicotine, you'll stay for the wet hacking
cough"
3. "Smoke your fat a** good-bye!"
2. "Warning: The surgeon general is one lyin' son of a bi(&*%$ !"
1. "Smoke this!"
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