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• You May Be a Geek if.....You... 1. Have e-mail addresses on more than 3 servers.
  2. For fun you think up funny domain names. (My favorite is "www....
• YOU KNOW YOU'RE TOO SERIOUS ABOUT COMPUTERS... If you did an error-free installation of Windows 95.
  When your modem starts smoking. If no one can reach you by phone since your computer is always online....
• YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF... You've ever cut your grass and found a car.
  You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't....
• You Know You've Been Online Too Long When... ** Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.
  ** When you are reading something printed, you wish you could use a search function to get to the point....
• E-mail Junkie You know you're an E-mail Junkie if
  1. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed....
• You Might Be A Redneck If... ** The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.
  ** You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids....
• Signs That You've Had TOO MUCH Of The 90's ** You try to enter your password on the microwave.
  ** You now think of three espressos as "getting wasted....
• YOU KNOW YOU'RE ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET WHEN: * You take a vacation, but only after buying a cellular modem and a laptop.
  * You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap ....