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ARIES (Mar 21 - Apr 19) You Are The Pioneer Type And Hold Most People In Contempt.
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ARIES (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are
quick tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. You are not very
nice.
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Cheer Up... Here's Your Horrorscope AQUARIUS: January 20 - February 18 You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive.
You lie a great deal. On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless and impractical, which causes you to make the same mistake over and over again....
The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
TAURUS (Apr 20 - May 20) You are practical and persistent.
You have a dogged determination and work like hell....
PISCES (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20) You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the CIA or FBI.
You have minor influence over your associates and people resent your flaunting of your power....
GEMINI (May 21 - June 20) You are a quick and intelligent thinker.
People like you because you are bisexual. However, you are inclined to expect too much for too little....
SCORPIO (Oct 23 - Nov 21) You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted.
You will achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics....
CANCER (June 21 - July 22) You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems.
They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off....
Tell someone you can pin a glass of water to the wall -- a real glass, not a paper cup, using an ordinary straight pin.
Naturally they won't believe, so you set out to prove it....
Never give advice to people - they won't take it and will then blame you because it didn't work!