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TAURUS (Apr 20 - May 20) You Are Practical And Persistent.
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TAURUS (Apr 20 - May 20)
You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and
work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bull headed.
You are a Communist.
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You are quick tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. You are not very nice....