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• Let's say you were trapped inside this room. Inside this room were 2 doors, and 2 caged talking - tigers.
  One of the doors was an exit into the paradise. The other was an exit into a bottomless pit- (In other words, if you opened this door, you'd fall until your insides get ripped apart by the G-forces- actually you'd still fall- Anyway....
• Two guys were drinking in a bar. The second guy says to the first guy &quo
  You want to see something amazing?" and pulls out of his pocket a miniature piano....
• quot;Doctor, it's my husband -- I think he needs psychiatric help.
  " "Why, what seems to be the trouble?&quo...
• genie Did you hear about the guy on the beach who found a bottle?
  He rubbed it and, sure enough, out popped a Genie....
• quot;Listen, sugar" she whispered back, there ain't nothing in the whole wide world could wake him up now.
  " "I can't believe that," Charlie said....
• quot;Make it a double, Joe," the dejected man told the bartender.
  "I just got the shock of my life. I caught my wife srewing my best friend....
• By this time, the priest was thoroughly aroused. He pulled the girl down onto the rug and inserted his penis, breathing heavily as he asked,&quo
  Did he manage to do this?" "Yes, Father, and worse,&quo...
• The first guy told them about their car, and wondered if he could possibly give them a hand.
  "Well, it's too d*amn late out, I s'pose you could stay the night here, on the grounds that you keep yer paws off my wife and daughter....
• A man went into the proctologist's office for his first exam.
  The doctor told him to have a seat in the examination room and that he would be with him in just a few minutes....