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• Stay Out Of The Dorms... On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules.
  "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students....
• On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rule
  "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students....
• THE RULES 1. The female always makes the 8.
  The Female can change her rules. mind at any given point in time....
• ACCORDING TO WOMEN, THESE ARE THE RULES 1. The female always makes the rules.
  2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification....
• T H E R U L E S <<<--- 1. The female ALWAYS makes the rules.
  2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notice....
• From egil@tc.fluke.COM Fri Feb 10 05:30:06 1989 Flag
  000000000000 From: egil@tc.fluke.COM (Kevin Summers) Subjec...
• I found this in the salon where I get my hair cut. The owner says she feels these rules are correctly stated.
  THE RULES (*) For those of you who don't already know, these are the rules that are in effect in every relationship....
• The Rules... ** The female always make the rules. ** The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
  ** No male can possibly know all the rules. ** If the female suspects the male knows the rules she must immediately change some or all of the rules....
• BAR TRANSLATIONS "No, really, I'm OK to drive." --I'm wasted, and I am too embarrassed to have anybody see who I am going home with.
  "I'm not used to these darts." --I'm not used to throwing anything smaller than a pool cue when I am this bombed....