New Movies Starring Christian Slater
15> "Biting Raoul"
14> "Dentl"
13> "Alien IV Going Back In"
12> "Belly Jack"
11> "Breakfast at Tiffany's Spleen"
10> "Edward Scissorteeth"
9> "Untasted Heart"
8> "Young Gums"
7> "The Three Mouthketeers" (with Marv Albert and Mike Tyson)
6> "Broken Arrow Shirt"
5> "My Dinner of Andre"
4> "The Story of a Man Who Went, Without Surgery, From An Being
an Outie to an Innie"
3> "Who's That Eating Gilbert Grape?...
e Top 15 Rejected Guinness World Record Categories
15> Attending Physicia Most Botched Assisted Suicides
14> Most Personal E-mails Posted on Company Time
13> Longest Sustained Yeast Infection
12> Worst Imitation of Humphrey Bogart
11> Grooviest Shag Carpeting
10> Most Batter-Dipped, Deep-Fried Gila Monster Tails Consumed in
One Sitting
9> Yo!...
The Top 16 Cartoon Characters Who Failed to Catch On
16> Bugs Bobbitt
15> Peter Rabbi
14> Heidi and the Pussycats
13> Dagmar and Rune he anatomically correct Swedish crimefighters
12> Pepe LePuke
11> MilitiaMan and the UnaBomber Squad
10> Herman the Squeezable Mollusk
9> Sparkles, the 3-legged puppy with an eye infection
8> Namby-Pamby Man
7> Intravenous Todd and Metaphor, the Really, Horrible Rotten
Horse
6> Strom 'n Jesse
5> The Tasmanian Dustbunny
4> Lil' Pus, the Oozing Scab-Faced Boy
3> Victor Vulture, Attorney at Law
2> Yosemite Todd, Sam's "Houseboy"
and the Number 1 Cartoon Characters Who Failed to Catch On....
Lesser Known Opponents of Godzilla
15> His evil twi Godzima
14> Hemorrhoithra
13> A creeping malaise, caused by his being agnostic and painfully
aware of his own cosmic insignificance
12> Deepakchopra
11> Tony "The Taxidermist" Bouffanti
10> ManRay...
