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  And The Ideal Wife should be wealthy, but not so wealthy that people think you married her only for her money....
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
• Young Kids With Real Insight 1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
  "You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff....
• Man and wife make one fool. A fate worse than death
  o be married alive. Don't marry for money. You can always borrow it cheaper....
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  And the man had a problem with referring to everything as his instead of theirs....
• Needing A Little Extra Money... A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.
  She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do....
• At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on thewrong finger?
  The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man....