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• Top Ten President Clinton Summer Fun Tips 10. If you use Crisco instead of suntan lotion, you can fry burgers on your chest 9.
  Accidentally" lose trunks in White House pool 8....
• Top Ten Other Things President Clinton Won't Apologize For 10.
  That clumsy pass he made at Mrs. Yeltsin 9. Spray-Painting "casa de tubby" on the side of the white house 8....
• U.S. Surprises in 'Air Force One' 10. The President never once drops his pants 9.
  Head villian killed by an angry, head-butting Janet Reno 8....
• Surprising Details in Tom Brokaw's New Contract 10.
  Every morning, gets a deep-tissue massage from Willard Scott 9....
• Top Ten Signs Disney is Taking Over New York City 10.
  $20 will buy you a lap dance from Goofy 9. The Statue of Liberty now has a rodent-like tail 8....
• Other President Clinton Complaints About the Movies 10.
  The second the lights go down, Gore grabs my a** 9....
• Top Ten Things Overheard During Bob Dole's Visit to New York City 10.
  I've loved New York ever since I helped buy it from the Indians" 9....
• Demands of Striking UPS Workers 10. Goodbye boring brown trucks, hello bit****' red Ferraris 9.
  Permission to smack anyone who calls it "ups" 8....
• How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
  ).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....