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Look Out! A Drunk Staggering In The Street Was Struck By A Passing Car.
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A drunk staggering in the street was struck by a passing car. The driver
slammed on the brakes, jumped out and looking back at the drunk shouted,
"Look out!" The drunk raised his head and asked, "Why? You gonna back up?"
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