Lawyer In The Bar...
A Well Dressed Lawyer Went Into A Bar For A Martini And Found Himself Beside
A Scrungy-looking Drunk Who Kept Mumbling And Studying Something In His
Hand.
Lawyer in the Bar...
A well dressed lawyer went into a bar for a martini and found himself beside
a scrungy-looking drunk who kept mumbling and studying something in his
hand. The attorney leaned closer while the drunk held the tiny object up to
the light, slurring "Well, it looks like plastic." Then he rolled it between
his fingers, adding, "But it feels like rubber."
Curious, the lawyer asked, "What do you have there mister?"
The drunk stammered, "Damn if I know, but it looks like plastic and feels
like rubber."
The lawyer said, "Let me take a look." And the drunk handed it over. The
attorney rolled it between his thumb and fingers, then examined it closely.
"Yeah, it does look like plastic and feel like rubber, but I don't know what
it is. Where did you get it anyway?"
The drunk replied, "Outa my nose."
