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• A bum walked into a bar and sat down next to a drunk who was studying some- thing in his hand.
  The bum leaned closer as the drunk held the object up to the light....
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  ( 1.) a chain saw has a dynamic range. ( 2.) you can turn a chain saw off....
• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
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• How many American Colonists does it take to change a light bulb?
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• THE LATEST AND GREATEST AS COMPILED ON 18th October 1991
  The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes (167) -------------------------------------- Revision 3....
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  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• The 3 Kick Rule: A big-city, California, lawyer went duck hunting in rural Colorado.
  He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence....
• This is a true story told by a friend of mine. It happened to a girl she knew.
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