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• You know you're a redneck if your car window is a Hefty bag.
  You know you're a redneck if Red Man chewing tobacco sent you a Christmas card....
• If at first you don't succeed, CHEAT!
• We cheat the other guy and pass the savings on to you.
• REDNECK ETIQUETTE - Redneck Driving Etiquette - Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is loaded and the deer is in sight.
  When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way....
• What is Redneck foreplay? 'Get in the truck, bitch.'
• What is Redneck foreplay? (Nudge) Are you awake?
• You're a Redneck if: Your entertained by a 6-pack and a bug-zapper.
• Insufficient memory for Mackintosh users.
• Look, mom: No memory!