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• You know you're a redneck if your car window is a Hefty bag.
  You know you're a redneck if Red Man chewing tobacco sent you a Christmas card....
• You know you're a redneck if ... ... The primary color of your car is bondo.
  ... In your wedding picture you have a toothpick in your mouth....
• YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .................... YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .
  ................... There are enough empty beer cans in your truck that if you turned them all in, you could buy another six-pack....
• You know you're a Redneck if. You call your father 'Uncle Dad'.
• YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .................... YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .
  ................... When you take your trash to the dump and you return home with more stuff than you left with....
• How to debug a "C" program. --------------------------- 1] If at all possible, don't.
  Let someone else do it. 2] Change majors. 3] Insert/remove blank lines at random spots, re-compile, and excecute....
• You know you're a redneck if your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.
  You know you're a redneck if both your dog and your wallet are on a chain....
• You know you're a redneck if your sister stands you up for a date to go out with your Dad!
• YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF .................... During your wedding, when you kissed the bride, your john deere hat fell off.