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• You know you're a redneck if ... ... The primary color of your car is bondo.
  ... In your wedding picture you have a toothpick in your mouth....
• You know you're a Redneck if. You call your father 'Uncle Dad'.
• You know you're a redneck if your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.
  You know you're a redneck if both your dog and your wallet are on a chain....
• You know you're a redneck if your sister stands you up for a date to go out with your Dad!
• You know you're a redneck if your belt buckle is bigger than your wife's head.
  You know you're a redneck if directions to your house include...
• You know you're a redneck when people see your porch and think you're having a yard sale.
• You know you're a redneck when...... Your grandmother says, "Come here and look at this before I flush it!
• You know you're a redneck if your most successful pick-up line is, "Hey Baby, nice tooth!
  You know you're a redneck if your daughter gets married and all the wedding guests sit on the same side of the church....
• You know you're a redneck if: Your Truck has curtains, but your house doesn't.
  Your porch collapses, and it kills more than seven dogs....