10. The last don is played by Don Knotts
9. The plot revolves around whether a fat guy will get
up from a couch or not
8. The big cliffhanger: "who fed clam dip to the dog?"
7. It stars Siskel as Ebert
6. It's called, "Booty Call: The Mini-Series"
5. All 38 characters are portrayed by Tori Spelling
4. It's an all-monkey production of "Gone With The Wind"
3. Includes scene in which Mary Todd Lincoln works
out with a "Buttmaster"
2. Five words: Richard Simmons is Harry Truman
1. Takes place only 12 leagues under the sea
