Signs Your Wife Is Having An Affair With Santa Claus
10. She refers to your bed as "Santa's Workshop".
9. An elf comes by the house to drop off a pair of her earrings.
8. Your new baby has white hair and a beard.
7. She smells like a combination of peppermints sticks and reindeer
chow. *
6. Instead of mailing your children's letters to Santa, she just
stuffs them in her bra.
5. Paramedics need jaws of life to get the two of them out of your
chimney.
4. Lately, she's been commuting to work in a flying sled.
3. She keeps saying, "Not tonight -- visions of sugarplums are
dancing in my head."
2. For Christmas, your kids receive something called,
"The Your-Daddy-Sucks Doll".
1. During sex she shouts, "Ho, ho, ho!"
