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• he CEO A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
  "Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary has gone for the night....
• A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car.
  He later received in the mail a ticket for $40, and a photo of his car....
• Not Too Swift... 1) Several years ago we had an intern who was none too swift.
  One day he was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper....
• Sometimes you just have to wonder... I saw a lady at work today putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly.
  I inquired as to what she was doing and she said she was shopping on the Internet, and they asked for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy....
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• Paper Shredder The new employee stood before the paper shredder looking confused.
  "Need some help?" a secretary asked. "Yes," he replied....
• Or.... the Travelling Salesman was weekending in a small town whose single industry was the manufacture of coin operated machines.
  It was very quiet on Saturday night so he asked the desk clerk if there was anything going on in town....
• What's the difference between a banjo and a(n)... Chain Saw
  ( 1.) a chain saw has a dynamic range. ( 2.) you can turn a chain saw off....
• The Poles have a saying about how communist governments rewrite history
  "Only the future is certain; the past is always changing" A would-be bandit failed because he had written a holdup up note on another bank's withdrawal slip....