10. You keep asking your bus driver if there are enough lifeboats.
9. You just released a rap album under the name "Ice Berg."
8. Your typical diary entry: "Another day without drowning."
7. Your Jurassic Park pajamas now seem horribly outdated.
6. You just had water-tight compartments installed in your pants.
5. On passport, you list occupation as "Titanic-lovin' fool."
4. There's urine on your dress.
3. After 1,000th viewing, you finally realize the ship's gonna sink
every dang time.
2. According to your wife, lately you've had a little trouble
"keeping your dinghy inflated."
1. You're always damp.
