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Cool Things About Having An Affair With The President

10. At your request, nuclear launch code changed to "90210"
9. Your old job: Beautician at strip mall. Your new job: Secretary
of Commerce
8. You now belong to a select group of 48,000 women
7. Allowed to drive the rarely seen presidential van
6. Get to pick up red phone and scream, "What's happenin', you
Russkie
5. You're the only college student to arrive at spring break in a
B1 Bomber
4. Your name: Kate. Name of Scandal: KATEGATE
3. According to constitution, your 15-year-old brother automatically
becomes "First Dude"
2. Every morning, a delicious continental breakfast prepared by Al
Gore
1. 50% off at all particpating McDonald's


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