A man's regular partner at the golf club didn't show, so he was walking
around looking for a substitute partner for the day's game. One of the
caddies told him that there was an elderly gentleman who just happened to
be in the same situation... and the two men were introduced.
Soon their game was in progress. Suddenly, at about the fifth hole, the
two players happened to notice a funeral procession making its way slowly
down the street next to the golf course.
At this point, the elderly gentleman stopped playing, removed his hat,
and stood there with his eyes down, looking *very* solemn while the funeral
went by.
His partner said to him, "That is quite touching, my friend... I had no
idea you had such respect for the dead."
The other man shrugged, and put his hat back on. "Guess it's the least
I could do," he replied. "I was married to her for 30 years."
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-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...