"I'd move heaven and earth to be able to break 100 on this course,"
sighed Mac.
"Try heaven," advised the caddie. "You've already moved most of the
earth."
This nice, old Jewish man really wanted to win the lottery. So, one
week, he goes to synagogue and he says (good Yiddish accent mandatory),
"Oy, Lord of heaven and earth, imagine how much good I
could do with ze money I vould vin if I von the lottery!...